My sister just informed me that she is getting a spaniel/pug mix puppy on Tuesday. I knew there was going to be a breaking point for me.
Everyone has the dog fever. The kind of sickness that makes your voice get all pitchy, you can only speak in strange versions of baby talk, and you feel like the scene in “The Grinch” when his heart grows in his chest and breaks the monitor.
I heard it was an infectious sort of disease. I’m scared. And I think I’m a goner for sure.
